Laryngitis continued

My voice still hasn't recovered, although it's getting better. I can even sing a little bit, in a very restricted range. (No falsetto). I hate not being able to talk! I have a therapy session this afternoon, and my class tomorrow, so I'm wondering how my voice will do with both of those. At least I'm giving a test tomorrow instead of a lab, so I won't have to talk so much as I usually do.

ANNOUNCEMENT

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

Hill Laboratories (Dallas, TX) is pleased to announce the development of the world's first full-blooded Elizabethan. While heterozygous congenital Bethans have been developed before (see Olsen Inc, Tarbutton Ltd, and Electric Baby Enterprises), Hill Labs believes that their as-yet-unnamed offering will provide a premium of wooliness, silliness, and madrigality.

The release date is scheduled for late September 2007. Hill Laboratories is not affiliated with the recent effort to develop a human-sheep hybrid, though lead physicist Scott Hill admits that the timing is fortuitous.